Saturday 15th July
Its my long work week =(
Apparently, there was some screw up with the pay thing and it looks like I’m only going to receive my monthly pay at the end of July. Wtf right? And it also looks like due to some calculation error, I have to sacrifice one of my day-offs and work an extra day… wth right?
I feel like I’m the one compensating for the incompetence of the company. Another lesson learnt about the F***ed up corporate world. Someone always takes the shit, leaving the corporation coming out spick and span. KNN.
Haha but even though there hasn’t been much stuff to do... my cousin Tracy has just entertained me with her project on rivers. She needs to come up with a poem on rivers and this is what her group did…
river river
shiny as silver
the fishes hid for cover
when a helicopter
began to hover
over the river
suddenly a pain pierced my liver
then it was forever
and ever
hahahahahahahahaha … this was so easy to continue so I decided to offer some assistance…
ontop of the river
i see a beaver
holding on to a TV antennae
sitting on a thrown away banner
Why are people getting stupider?
Not knwing how to recycle?
Now all thats left of the river
is giving all of us a fever
bye bye river...
forever and ever..
OMG haha… and of course throwing in the last verse for comic relief…
river river
goes into our sewer
together with our bowel
and become NEWater!!!!
Oh gee, what a way to fill up the time at work. Haha… anyone wanna continue the poem? Hee hee
Its my long work week =(
Apparently, there was some screw up with the pay thing and it looks like I’m only going to receive my monthly pay at the end of July. Wtf right? And it also looks like due to some calculation error, I have to sacrifice one of my day-offs and work an extra day… wth right?
I feel like I’m the one compensating for the incompetence of the company. Another lesson learnt about the F***ed up corporate world. Someone always takes the shit, leaving the corporation coming out spick and span. KNN.
Haha but even though there hasn’t been much stuff to do... my cousin Tracy has just entertained me with her project on rivers. She needs to come up with a poem on rivers and this is what her group did…
river river
shiny as silver
the fishes hid for cover
when a helicopter
began to hover
over the river
suddenly a pain pierced my liver
then it was forever
and ever
hahahahahahahahaha … this was so easy to continue so I decided to offer some assistance…
ontop of the river
i see a beaver
holding on to a TV antennae
sitting on a thrown away banner
Why are people getting stupider?
Not knwing how to recycle?
Now all thats left of the river
is giving all of us a fever
bye bye river...
forever and ever..
OMG haha… and of course throwing in the last verse for comic relief…
river river
goes into our sewer
together with our bowel
and become NEWater!!!!
Oh gee, what a way to fill up the time at work. Haha… anyone wanna continue the poem? Hee hee
posted by Unknown at 11:33 AM
5 Comments:
Yes I will as soon as I figure out the rhyme scheme..
Stace what you need, is a dose of "Dilbert".
Ha Dilbert...
I miss that... and "get fuzzy" too... =)
newwaters, with shades of green,
starfish shimmering under its seam,
ole river flows with speed and force,
reminds me of time i needed more,
me bad its not commical :)
river poems are
too deep, so deep i can't grasp
their meaning at all
(what?! it's a haiku)
Hahaha...well done guys! nice Haiku u have there Neil with just a tinge of irony eh? And philip's rhyming couplets are cool too. Btw, I've answered your oyster omelette comment on my previous post.
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